segunda-feira, 5 de novembro de 2007

Duplamente desconfiado, da mulher e da amante, Jorge resolve mandar as duas num mesmo cruzeiro para depois investigar como cada uma havia se comportado.
Na volta, Jorge pergunta à mulher como foi a viagem, como eram os passageiros, o que eles faziam até identificar a amante.
- Como era mesmo essa mulher?
- Ah, uma sirigaita! - ela responde - Não teve uma noite sem que aquela mulherzinha, não dormisse com um homem diferente...
Meio desconcertado, Jorge procura a amante e faz a mesma pergunta.
- Ah, essa tal coroa era uma verdadeira dama - conta.
- Como assim? - pergunta Jorge, meio aliviado.
- Ora, ela subiu a bordo com o marido e durante o cruzeiro inteiro não saiu do lado dele um segundo!

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